19 May 2010

Tooper Did It And He's A Ri-tard



My dog, he is a stupid dog,
his mind is slow and thick,
he's never learned to catch a ball,
he cannot fetch a stick.
My dog, he is a greedy dog,
he eats enough for three,
his belly bulges to the ground,
he is the dog for me.

-The final stanza of "My Dog, He Is An Ugly Dog" from The New Kid on the Block by Jack Prelutsky

2 comments:

  1. you may be stupid trooper, but you are adorable too.
    love
    pants

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  2. he's the male model of dogs.

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